There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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