i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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