drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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