I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Randomize
