I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
