have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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