you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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