He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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