This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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