I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
