Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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