It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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