don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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