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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

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(330): View more from Ohio

Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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(410): View more from Maryland

She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.

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(518): View more from New York

I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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(904): View more from Florida

all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.

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(941): View more from Florida

i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date

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(209): View more from California

I think i got beer on your cat.

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