I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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