Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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