Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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