walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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