I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im about as happy as oj after his trial
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she smelled like a LAN party
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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