Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Come on in and take your pants off
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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