the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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