why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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