She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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