i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Did I show you my penis last night?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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