On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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