windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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