I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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