No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
where does the pee come out of this thing
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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