quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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