Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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