If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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