The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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