She's JV to your varsity
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize