i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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