i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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