I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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