But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
