Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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