No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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