Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think i got beer on your cat.
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