Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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