It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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