I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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