If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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