Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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