Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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