It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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