if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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