i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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