it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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