Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think I am morally bankrupt
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
