He is an equal opportunity slut.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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