You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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